Satanosphere

I haven’t much brainpower to write about each album specifically, so you’ll just have to take my word for it that my reasoning is excellent and my critical power is at its peak. That’s what she said.

This list subject to change at the end of the year to include albums I haven’t actually heard yet.

1. The Archandroid, Janelle Monae
Very rarely has someone shot for the moon with so much return.

How did it take us this long to realize the parallel between blogging and Tamagotchi.

Probably because we fell hard for (and never quit) the parallel between The Internet and Field of Dreams.

Fuck it. Who cares. It’s still the best way to find pictures of people in their underwear.

If fonts were people, Comic Sans would be welcome at our whisky booze party. Fuck yeah!

because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg.

This shit was gotten off of McSweeney’s  (I’m Comic Sans, Asshole)

BTW, that doesn’t mean we like Comic Sans. He’s still a motherfucking asshole of a font. He’s just not as big of an idiot as we thought.

Now in Blogs, Product Placement - NYTimes.com.

Here’s the brief: Dummy Brooklyn Hipster Doofus Blogars Given Booze and Junk; Write Blogs About Booze; Profit; Lie About It.

What’s the big deal? we’ve never been adverse to writing about booze. It’s our raisin detra. Of course! And, moreover! We’ve NEVER EVER been given booze or money in exchange for blogging. That’s so backwards!

Wait.

People get money and booze for writing this shit?!?!?

We’re Doing It Wrong!

We keep pleading with the internet “IT IS TIME TO STOP THIS BACONNY MADNESS. NOTHING GOOD WILL COME OF THIS. THE ENEMIES OF EVIL ARE AT THE DOOR!!!”

But do they stop? No they do not!

Bacon Burger Dog! Good God! #bacon http://bit.ly/cwu7YA about 2 hours ago via TweetAmigo

via Twitter / All Bacon: Bacon Burger Dog! Good God ….

This afternoon I made grilled Johnsonville bratwursts parboiled in beer and onions. When I opened the grill I thought it smelled really, really good. So I went inside and made a status update on Facebook:

"Brats in beer w/grilled onions & sauerkraut. You should smell my deck right now."Merwyn comments:
"That can be the theme for new edgy commercials that get the young demographic wanting to buy

1. It’s Easier To Write Funny Material For People Who Are Good At Being Funny.Somewhere along the line SNL got the cachet to book high-profile stars or current big names to guest-host the show, and while most of them showed some gift for comedy, many of them (Megan Fox, January Jones, Colin Ferrell) do not. The show suffers because the writers have to work harder to conjure up supporting

Respect the mollusk!

Several things were in place at this year’s Seattle Maritime Festival Chowder Cook-Off that indicated to me that the restaurants are taking this competition much more seriously than before. Most tellingly, none of the chowders was an outright disaster. Usually you can count on one restaurant doing something untowards, like making the carrots too raw, merely opening up

Slashdot Politics Story | State Senator Caught Looking At Porn On Senate Floor.

In the words of commenter#1 “Florida: I think it’s safe to say we earned our Fark tag the hard way.”