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Brother blog Whales In Space reports on UNFUCKIN BELIEVABLE  Ireland UFO Footage

I’m just shocked and amazed. I’ve always been a skeptic of UFO footage here in The States. I mean, yeah Leonard Nimoy fascinated me with his “who done it” show or whatever in the Seventies… but I never gave it much serious consideration, until now! The fact that UFOs are showing up in Ireland, as well as other major MODERN European nations might change how I feel. It’s not longer just a perucliar example of how idiotic and gullible Joe Plumbers have always been with their Late Nite Talk Radio Art Bell paranoia.

OH wait! Upon reading the actual article the footage “was posted on December 2008 and credited with being filmed over Fremont, California” DAMMIT!

Stalwart entertainment analysts at Movie Catcher .Net have given us a brilliant rundown of the 13 worst movie robots ever. Or as they put it “The Worst Robots in Movie History.” I’d never say that, because to me, no robot is bad, especially if it’s in a terrible movie from before the 1980s. Who’s watching these all with me? Bring Valiums!!

King Kong Escapes

13. Mecha-Kong

From KING KONG ESCAPES (1967)

Director: Ishiro Honda.

Starring: Akira Takarada, Rhodes Reason, Mie Hama, Linda Miller and Eisei Amamoto.

‘The mightiest of all creatures pitted against his exact duplicate!’

The big ape finally meets his match in this Japanese production (originally called Kingu Kongu no gyakushû) which centres around the creation of a comical ‘King-sized’ robotic Kong.

via The Worst Robots in Movie History.

I didn’t need a groundhog’s prediction to know you’re going to be clinically depressed for the next six weeks

I promise, I have NEVER EVER known anyone I’d have liked to send this one to, and especially have I never ever dated any one of half a dozen, in fact practically every, woman who would also be able to relate to this ecard, or whatever, probably cold-clock me because they don’t understand I’m being sarcastical and appreciative at the same time.

Elton John & Lady Gaga have a beluga caviar fight backstage and don’t bother to clean up.Music industry doesn’t get Stephen Colbert."21 Guns" by Green Day sounds a lot like ELO’s "Telephone Line" in this context.Colbert on Susan Boyle: Music biz "has been saved by cat lady with sensible shoes." There will be no better line tonight.Taylor Swift feigns surprise at winning Best Country

Someone will win $300 and it might be ME! HEH!!

Angelina, Chicago :: January 29, 2010

via American Apparel | Best Bottom Contest | Angelina.

Or it might be Angelina from Chicago. I like HER booty too!! But mine’s better!!!

Out-takes from a recent indi “rock” concert event and sexopalooza in Highline Ballroom NYC seem to indicate an extreme level of kink and fetish and “penis wailing” torture at first glance. This is evidenced by gay-Sado blog the "Huff"ington Post with their use of phallic evidence in a navigational graphical asset here-below:

Here enlarged, despite the unsavoury wrinkled male member [after the page break]

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For the ladies:

Loud hags at my back,
Talking all at once, listening…
Never. Nor hearing.

Guys this is your new favorite band that has no guitars or metal or, if you’re Matt, a disco beat. I feel bad that I’d never known about them and they’ve been around for 25 years.

It’s the Rebirth Brass Band, and they’ve been around forever, and are now a big part of the recovery scene going on post-Katrina in New Orleans.

Fuckin down load this cause it’s so bad-ass: 09-rebirth-brass-band-doing-bad.

If I didn’t know that we’re both working in a total vacuum, I’d say Whales In Space and Satanosphere.com were psychically separated at birth… Weird.

We just can’t leave this fresh pile sitting on the table:

“[Malcolm J. Brenner] a Florida man has just published an autobiographical novel called Wet Goddess about his love affair with a dolphin.”

Yes. He did. And then he fictionalized it. And put it up for sale. Amazon doesn’t seem to be touching it though.

via Analee @ io9

Though the whole “Wet Goddess” Dolphin-sex thing has been around for a really really stoneagey long time. As has Mr. Brenner, carving out a fine little nutjob niche for himself on internet message boards.