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I’m not able to comment on how this could happen. I hope it’s generated, not editorial. Otherwise Brizzly is a DICK!

The Who, 1971It’s a cynical song. It’s one of the few instances in rock history where cynicism is expressed as catharsis. It’s about the failure of the Sixties revolution. Their hearts were in the right place, but they had no plan. Townshend sees that the struggle isn’t going to be resolved in simplistic terms - so he "smiles and grins at the change all around," recognizing that people’s hearts

Here is Lawrence Lessig, one of the sharpest legal minds out there, giving you the no-nonsense shit about how fucked the US economy is and will remain. Because Congress keeps taking it in the ass from Wall Street lobbies like some gay-bashing, right wing moralist; and feeding from the formula bottle Big Finance has laced with Percocets,  Xanax, and campaign funding, because it’s easier for lawmakers to sleep through the ruination of America, than it is to admit they’ve encouraged the fraud and corruption that’s causing it.

THEY all get to keep their jobs.

Lawrence Lessig: Systemic Denial.

Dull as it sounds, it’s all about Campaign Finance Reform. Or perhaps violent revolution…

Please forgive us republishing this in its entirety:

The Associated Press
Published: 03/03/1012:42 pm

TACOMA, Wash. –


Several police officers responded to a 911 report of a naked woman tied to a tree in Point Defiance Park in Tacoma. Spokesman Mark Fulghum told The News Tribune officers talked with the woman and a man Tuesday in the Owen Beach area and determined it was a "consensual rendezvous."

No one was arrested.


via Tacoma police find naked woman tied to a tree | AP Weird News - The News Tribune.

Won’t somebody PLEASE make it stop!?!

This just looks like poop covered poop!

Bacon basket filled with chocolate covered bacon. omg #bacon on Twitpic via MinistryofBacon.

Yo Haiti… |Somewhat Topical Ecards and Greeting Cards at someecards.com.

Salt Pig showcases a political cartoon we can go “yeah!” about. Originally from Big Fat Whale

Warmest Greetings! More Death!

We learned this afternoon, via the Twitter of Comedian Doug Benson, among other sources, that actor Andrew Koenig has been found dead after having been missing for over a week.

Koenig, much to his chagrin later in life we’re certain, was never allowed relief from the awful nickname given to his character on TV’s Growing Pains, as illustrated by the following highly irreverent, and distasteful IRC chat transcript by a bunch of fucking internet assholes who think they’re a real bunch of comedians, don’t they?

<matt> awwwww boner's dead
<@quacky> zuul, EW!
>>> zuul </boner>
<@quacky> sorry
<chuck> did I need to know that?
<matt> courtney love is a murder suspect in the case
<matt> given that she’s the biggest boner-killer in recent history
<@quacky> zuul, rimjob
<@zuul> Buh-da-slurp!
<@quacky>matt i’ll buy you a case of Zima if you write a tasteless Boner Death Watch for the Sphere
<@quacky> Title : </boner>
<matt> but I kinda liked boner
<matt> besides, i’m backlogged in shit I’m writing right now
<@quacky> i know how much you love boner, son. but you have to buck up and deal with it!
<matt> stranger piece is due at 9AM and I haven’t even started it
<matt> and my friday poll for cnet is due in 24 minutes and i’m still not done
<@quacky> this is a five minute boner-job
<@quacky> you’re just the man for it!!
==> quacky changed the topic of #satanosphere to: <matt> but I kinda liked boner
<@quacky> sorry
>>>chuck never saw that coming
<@quacky> i’ll just fucking paste an irc transcript
<@quacky> GOD!
<chuck> don’t forget to submit it to bash, too
<SG> zuul ew
>>> zuul </boner>


The Satanosphere community is deeply saddened, and sympathetic over the loss of Boner, but we want you to know, with the utmost sincerity, it happens to every guy, sometimes.

Did you guys notice this was coming out yesterday? I just realized it. I’m so psyched one of Satanosphere.com’s favorite heavy bands, with a local connection, is still recording FUCKIN ROCK!

If you want to try out the tracks before purchase, go hit it on Lala, or scroll down for an embed we love!

PR from HIGH ON FIRE.net

HIGH ON FIRE UNVEIL COVER ARTWORK TO NEW ALBUM “SNAKES FOR THE DIVINE
January 29th, 2010

Snakes for the DevineWorld-renowned power trio HIGH ON FIRE has completed work on its long-awaited, fifth studio album and follow-up to 2007’s Death is This Communion. Titled Snakes for the Divine, the record will drop on February 23, 2010 via E1 Music.

Gtfo Bitch.