Satanosphere

We’ve covered Raëlians before back in 2003 when they were cloning human girls. Wouldn’t you know they’re still around preparing for the Elohim to return and save us?

And hitting on indie film genius’s girlfriends??

“Our prophet would really like to meet you personally, because he was very taken by your presentation,” Lara told her.

Mia was psyched! She would get to meet the king himself! Lara led her up through Raël’s bodyguards to Raël.

Raël’s eyes widened and he smiled as she approached.

Raël couldn’t seem to process that, and continued to tell her how to get over her shyness, how he could help her with it, as he continued touching her.

Read the rest of Undercover Raëlians from ACE movie guy James Gunn. It’s a riot! We kind of secretly hope he does make a Raël movie after reading this!

No offense to Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin and all those yokums who descended on the Lincoln Memorial earlier today, but I really don’t want God back in this country. I don’t have any specific objection to God being anywhere, and I don’t mind if he takes over certain parts of this country. Mississippi, for example. He can have Mississippi. He could open up as many Steak and Shakes as he wants in

***** – This movie is required viewing. You should have already seen it. If you haven’t seen it by the time you solicit my opinion about it, then your scheduling system already needs to be reassessed. The mere question should never have been raised. You should have been supernaturally compelled to see this movie once post-production wrapped. Being a member of free society, you should choose to

Once back in the ’70s a British music producer was trying to line up musicians for a recording gig. He gets on the phone to the musicians’ union and says, "Yeah, I’m trying to get anybody who can play sort of traditional British folk-rock music for this singer I got. So if you have anybody down there who can play like Steeleye Span, make sure you get them down to my studio tomorrow at 9am sharp!

I haven’t much brainpower to write about each album specifically, so you’ll just have to take my word for it that my reasoning is excellent and my critical power is at its peak. That’s what she said.

This list subject to change at the end of the year to include albums I haven’t actually heard yet.

1. The Archandroid, Janelle Monae
Very rarely has someone shot for the moon with so much return.

How did it take us this long to realize the parallel between blogging and Tamagotchi.

Probably because we fell hard for (and never quit) the parallel between The Internet and Field of Dreams.

Fuck it. Who cares. It’s still the best way to find pictures of people in their underwear.

If fonts were people, Comic Sans would be welcome at our whisky booze party. Fuck yeah!

because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg.

This shit was gotten off of McSweeney’s  (I’m Comic Sans, Asshole)

BTW, that doesn’t mean we like Comic Sans. He’s still a motherfucking asshole of a font. He’s just not as big of an idiot as we thought.

Now in Blogs, Product Placement - NYTimes.com.

Here’s the brief: Dummy Brooklyn Hipster Doofus Blogars Given Booze and Junk; Write Blogs About Booze; Profit; Lie About It.

What’s the big deal? we’ve never been adverse to writing about booze. It’s our raisin detra. Of course! And, moreover! We’ve NEVER EVER been given booze or money in exchange for blogging. That’s so backwards!

Wait.

People get money and booze for writing this shit?!?!?

We’re Doing It Wrong!

We keep pleading with the internet “IT IS TIME TO STOP THIS BACONNY MADNESS. NOTHING GOOD WILL COME OF THIS. THE ENEMIES OF EVIL ARE AT THE DOOR!!!”

But do they stop? No they do not!

Bacon Burger Dog! Good God! #bacon http://bit.ly/cwu7YA about 2 hours ago via TweetAmigo

via Twitter / All Bacon: Bacon Burger Dog! Good God ….