Some Guy Who Played a Teen Werewolf Takes on Much Weightier Role

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 Posted in Death Watch, Movies, Sick | No Comments »

Taylor Lautner to star as 'Stretch Armstrong' Please kill me now. I have no will to re-write the rant that just got swallowed by this Wordpress. Does the abbreviation FML mean ... Read more..

Large Hadron “Quantumly” Ejaculates Hole In Norsk Sky

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010 Posted in Buddhism, Christianity, Death Watch, Government, Hindu, Hoaxes, Islam, News, Other, Politics, Religion, Science, Sick, Space, The Force, Time Cube, Unicorn!, Weird | No Comments »

... and it's going to bring about the Ultimate Cosmic War, and/or Global Disaster, and/or Christian Death Cult Apocalypse, or all of the above. DUH! What, you don't believe me? Attack On ... Read more..

Beware The Coming Mammoth Crap-ocalypse

Monday, July 21st, 2008 Posted in Science, Sick | 1 Comment »

From the Incredibly Unlikely And Yet Scary As Fuck department comes this dire warning: Jehova's final wrath upon our Earth will manifest not in the form fire, but in the ... Read more..





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