Exciting Site News!! :StarT(rek-)ing Today
Due to the unusual financial circumstances we find ourselves in with regards to running this website and paying for the hosting thereof, we would like to inform all users that starting at midnight tonight (that’s 04-02-09 00:00:01), Satanosphere.com will hereby be given over to the display of creative — yet unwholesome — Star Trek themed pornography and colorful erotic fiction. As our accounting team never fails to point out at near-hourly intervals, “HOW THE FUCK ELSE ARE YOU PLANNING ON PAYING THE GOD DAMN BILLS YOU HOPELESS SACKS OF SHIT?!?!?”
So, in the interests of owning up to the enormous, gaping, stink-hole that consists of our hosting, electricity, XBOX Live, and Omaha Steaks membership bills, after the jump, we present you with the seeds of Satanosphere.com’s glorious rebirth.
PLEASE DO CLICK YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY:
100 Bonus credits go to whoever can identify the picture we actually kind of like a lot. ;0)
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