Breakfast, by Le Le

August 8th, 2008 Quacky Posted in Art, Boobs, Food, Meat, Music, NSFW, Panties 1 Comment »

“Flap jacks and bacon / Let me sip your OJ!”
Yummy!

See also: International Pants.

For further info: a blog which points to Le le Myspace.

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Everyone’s asking: “Will I die if I eat polar bear liver?”

July 25th, 2008 Quacky Posted in Food, Meat, Science No Comments »

HowStuffWorks answers this vital question: “Will I die if I eat polar bear liver?” with a somewhat qualified “Maybe not but you will want to.”

While milder cases merely involved flaking around the mouth, some accounts reported cases of full-body skin loss.

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Macaroni and Cheese: Handheld Version

July 15th, 2008 Quacky Posted in Food, Porn 1 Comment »

handheld mac and cheeseThis little item appeared on our radar this lunchtime. D-List fast food purveyor, Jack-In-The-Box has introduced Cheesy Macaroni Bites, which, according to the press release are “are easy to eat on the go and make great snacks or sides.”

Our field correspondent reports:

14:23:06: <TROLLERMOUS> dudes....
14:23:09:
<TROLLERMOUS> i have
14:23:17: <TROLLERMOUS> i have deep fried
14:23:19:
<TROLLERMOUS> i have deep fried mac
14:23:25:
<TROLLERMOUS> i have deep fried mac and cheeeezzzzz
14:23:34: <TROLLERMOUS> IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW
14:26:50: >>> TROLLERMOUS drooooools on self
14:30:09:
<TROLLERMOUS> IT'S SO DELICIOUS I CAN'T WRITE
14:30:23:
<TROLLERMOUS> i will.....but....i can't
14:30:37: >>> TROLLERMOUS rolls self towards more fried cheesy bites

At this time we are unable to determine whether this product compares favorably to a upper midwestern state fair staple, deep fried mac-n-cheese ON A STICK. We await the full report from TROLLERMOUS.

via Fast Food Critic.

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Today = Free Slurpees!

July 11th, 2008 Matt Hickey Posted in Boobs, Booze, Food 2 Comments »

Today is 7/11, which means that participating 7-11 stores are giving out free slurpees today and today only while surplies (ha!) last. It’s a gorgeous day where you are, we’re sure, so get one and make a Satanocone:

1 Cherry Slurpee
3 Shots Absolute Mandarin
45 Cheerleaders practicing in the park
1 Dirty Sock

Enjoy!

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