Let me start by saying this: I absolutely LOVE this relatively new strategy of /spelling_out_the_entire_story_in_the_url/ format that blogs have been picking up on as of late. With that said, I present this story: http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Drunk_Man_Drunk_Pit_Bull_Fight_Over_Malt_Liquor
That’s right, drunk man, drunk pit bull, fighting over malt liquor. An entire case of malt liquor, in fact, according to the story. My favorite moment:
I was kind of stunned, but ran outside. A man sat on my curb, feet in the street, swaying and drinking from a tall can of Old English, with a box of more cans next to him. Someone shouted “OH SHIT, it’s coming back!” and pointed up the street. I looked, to see a monstrous pit bull galloping down the street, full-tilt. I remember thinking that it looked just like one of those things from “Ghostbusters” as it leapt, soaring through the air and shoulder-checking the man with the OE cans, sending him flat and the cans scattering.
The dog then grabbed a can in its jaws and bit down hard, puncturing the can and shaking it like a baby — which sent streams of malt liquor shooting out of the holes around its fangs and straight down the monster’s throat. It spat the mostly-empty can out into the street, covered in drool and malt liquor and wagged its tail, happily burping.
Happy Drinking, and remember to keep an eye peeled for intoxicated canids.
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