Satanosphere

after a lovely vacation. im back and thought i’d leave everyone with a song… M79 xx LL…
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please send your prayers out to adam goldstien and travis barker- along with the others lost in the plane crash…it’s so scary to think that life can end so fast…we must all treasure each and every…
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Available now!! Sarah Palin Purity Thongs, perfect for if you ever want to send a message to someone “let us never each other making fuck together ever, ever, again.”

Look, I’m not one to laugh at other people, but–fuck, who are we kidding. This is Satanosphere. We laugh at other people. It’s what the Internet’s for.

I’m not sure who this heartbroken redneck is, but I certainly hope he finds his Janice. He’s right about one thing: Kids can bring you beer and food.

Share with us how you feel about this man. Sad? Lonely? Should we be making fun of him? Do you want to date him, perhaps?

In a new blopost called I Know Sexy Librarians. You, Governor, Are No Sexy Librarian Tragic Optimist Ann Z takes issue with all of the homina hub-bub surrounding VPILF Sarah Palin. I like this blopost a lot!

But you know what? Despite the fact that it’s totally not cool to use your mayoral abilities to try banning books, and despite the fact that yes, semantically it is kind of bullshit to use the epithet ‘librarian’ in conjunction with ’sexy’ to describe a hot woman wearing just about anything plus glasses … I have to take issue with the Traj in an important way.

Here’s the thing. She wants to take the image of sexy librarian back somehow and make it about information archival prowess or something. I don’t know, but librarians have been waging this battle for EVER… and it just doesn’t get much traction, because:

1. you can’t abbreviate this cultural construct any better than ’sexy librarian’ (or sometimes ’school teacher’ is used the same way) — like you can’t get off on a picture of a ’sexy woman with a slight frown gazing down her nose over glasses, who has her hair pinned up in some fashion’ — it’s a code to say ’sexy librarian’ and nobody means actual librarians any offense here; and then
2. if you’re not someone who is somehow physically appealing or attractive or alluring, then it really doesn’t matter one bit if you are “the person who can find what you need, who can juggle and evaluate and sift through and sort through and organize so much information your head spins, and then shows you the best of the best and a couple of great ways to keep on searching should you need to find more” because that in and of itself is not inherently sexy (granted, of course Rule 34).

Which is a long way of saying, “If you smell bad and/or have horrible hygeine and/or present yourself without care and/or have any number of social disabilities (e.g. not knowing when to shut up about yourself) you’re not sexy to most people, no matter how amazing you are about information.” Which is still a pretty damn long way of saying “the stereotypes work, don’t take it so personally.”

And you can too, if you’re on MySpace. And if you’re not but still want to keep up with Lindsay, we added her to your left-hand column towards the bottom. Isn’t that awesome!?

Political strategists who specialize in female voting patterns warned Democrats to use caution when attacking Palin. — Politico.com : Palin tough target for Obama to hit

Which is not to say, I think god did not mean for palsied old men to hide behind pretty girls instead of fighting a fair fight… not at all.

Another photoshopportunity would be here:

Your First Look At McCain-Palin’s America

In response to Dan Savage’s posting here, I put together this little gem. This is the front of the card, and the back is after the jump.

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In what is billed as a “Wedding/Moving/Final Sale” I learn today that one of the neatest “internet photographers” I’ve come to appreciate is seemingly quitting the business of taking naked pictures of herself. Katie West (that’s her flickr) is loved and respected by comic book god Warren Ellis. That’s really all (besides her photography) that you need to know (well, if you’re me, that’s all you need to know).

So buy up lots of really awesome $10 photographs to hang in your bachelor pad because I won’t be able to.

diosa_en_disfra: Wedding/Moving/Final Sale

Customer: “What do you think about this bra?”

Customer’s husband: “Umm… sure.”

Customer: “Okay, should I get this one in white or black?”

Customer’s husband: “I don’t know I don’t wear them, I just take them off of you”

via: Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes