Satanosphere

I bet none of you jerks watched the stunningly sad video I posted yesterday about how John and Cindy McCain own tons of houses while the rest of us teachers and public servants and medical technicians own zero houses.

Now, all of a sudden, the shit is BLOWING THE FUCK UP ON THE INTERNET today. Here’s an article off of the Associated Press: A housing issue: McCain not sure how many they own.

So here again, in your face, is the video. WATCH THIS SHIT. It should make you sad and then break your fucking heart, and then get you a bit riled up:

So, not only is the guy a rich bastard, he is also a clueless, fuzz-headed arrogant rich bastard:

In a forum last week with the Rev. Rick Warren, McCain was asked to define the word “rich” and to give a figure. After promoting his tax policies, McCain said: “I think if you are just talking about income, how about $5 million?” The audience laughed, and he added: “But seriously, I don’t think you can — I don’t think seriously that — the point is that I’m trying to make here, seriously — and I’m sure that comment will be distorted — but the point is that we want to keep people’s taxes low and increase revenues.”

I guess to some people, that’s the american ideal: To be so rich you don’t give a shit.

In a bid to out-spectacularly suicide all the spectacular suicides we’ve had so far this century, 54 year-old Welshman Gerald Mellin has made an effort to leave something behind to be remembered by:

According to the court, Mellin tied one end of a rope to a tree, climbed into his DB7 and wrapped the other end around his neck. Mellin then jammed the pedal down on the $173,000 car, driving into a busy main road, forcing other drivers to watch his horrific death. Police found his headless body still in the driving seat and his head on the back seat.

Sure he was in massive debt and on anti-depressants, but did that stop him from achieving fame and immortality? No way! So, if you’ve got a messy divorce going on, a spare $175K convertible, and a longing to make the front page of rotten.com, just make sure someone is around to get pictures! * Also, if you REALLY want to irk your freshly divorced spouse, make sure you cancel your insurance policy first. xoxo

Thanks to Failblog now kiddie porn is a wholesome affair to be enjoyed on all family outings. It’s as simple as saying “Honey, go a head and climb on up on that over there so daddy can snap a picture of his sweet little darling.

You gotta admit it’s funny isn’t it?

Pervert.

From the Incredibly Unlikely And Yet Scary As Fuck department comes this dire warning: Jehova’s final wrath upon our Earth will manifest not in the form fire, but in the form of a Western Europe-sized steaming pile of shit:

For thousands of years animal waste, and other organic matter left behind on the Arctic tundra, have been sealed off from the environment by permafrost. Now climate change is melting the permafrost and freeing mass quantities of prehistoric [ doodie ] from its state of suspended animation.

500 Billion Tons of Prehistoric Organic Matter May Massively Accelerate ‘Global Warming’ -A Galaxy Classic

There’s a site called Pink Tentacle. How’d we miss that??!!

On this site, which I’m still trying to figure out, are links to squiddy and octopussy things. And other anomalous things like some really great furry art like this:

Daniel Everett, 33, aka Chester the Molester decided that it would be rockin’  to go and hang out online with 14 year old girls for a little online sex.   Things apparently got hot and heavy with one girl and he propositioned her to meet him for sex.  Of course the girl said yes, but only because she was actually an undercover agent from the Attorney General’s office.

Check out Chester!

The afternoon of Tuesday July 15th Daniel was arrested in the meeting spot wearing a WWF World’s Greatest Dad shirt.   I wonder if his children still think he is the world’s greatest dad?  I hope he got the shirt from GoodWill, because I truly believe people like this shouldn’t be allowed to breed.   Read more on the story ‘World’s Greatest Dad’ arrested in Internet sex sting

I just wanted you all to think about this for a minute. The last couple weeks have been full of all kinds of foofaraw about internet comments and blog posting editorial conduct and censorship. People are having career-ruining dialogs about shit. Other, more vicious, people are ruining the lives of those less fortunate than themselves by typing venom into a fillout form and clicking [POST].

What you should know about Satanosphere.com is this: if you make comments here, they are OURS. Plain and simple. This is OUR website, and we’ll do whatever the fuck we want. Including make you STFU. Probably the only thing we won’t do is fix your screwups, unless you’re one of us. Oh, and we won’t make you a bigger asshole than you already make yourself — which is to say we won’t rewrite your crap. If it sucks we delete it. Plain and simple.

From the story at Time.com: In theory, [internet commenting is] a great thing. We’re giving the people a voice! But the reality is that commenting either attracts loathsome people or somehow causes ordinary people to express themselves in a way that is loathsome.