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Welcome To Orange Park,Florida IV
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By Kami904, Section Rants
Posted on Mon Nov 19th, 2007 at 01:08:29 PM PDT
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I would advise that some of our laws be reformed.Like you should need to prove exactly what you are doing with your sewage,empty water bottles and baloons.We need to crackdown on these jenkem pushers and jenkem addicts around here.With all the tough drug laws in this country,we need to leave no trashcan or septic tank unturned and analyzed.But is it that unlikely that the authorities are ignoring the problem with jenkem the same way they are ignoring the problem with storebought alcohol and tobacco?Because many of them are profiting from the trade of these things,or enjoy it themselves?
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Welcome To Orange Park,Florida III
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By Kami904, Section Rants
Posted on Mon Nov 19th, 2007 at 01:07:28 PM PDT
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I suspect that these folks are suffering from an involuntary chronic low-grade jenkem intoxication.Sorta like the town that has lithium in the water.But there is still the risk of clandestine manufacture of jenkem here.That's why when I go for my daily walk,I always wear my glasses and have a pair of binoculars and a camera handy,along with chemical-proof gloves and an extra-sturdy body bag I stole from my neighbor.Just incase I happen to spot a jenkem still in the woods along the littered roadside.I've seen every different thing you'd need to brew jenkem along the roadside here,but not together in the form of a jenkem still
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Welcome to Orange Park II...
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By Kami904, Section Rants
Posted on Sun Nov 18th, 2007 at 09:24:47 AM PDT
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In Orange Park you can find crappy people,bad dope,fake pills,and overpriced cheap booze.There are also alot of churches and schools. And cheap motels that regularly have raids.And people know that.But they keep being stupid and doing things that will damage health.Going to church,going to school,stealing and drinking excessive amounts of bad booze,and doing bad drugs...is this what it's come to? We'd all be much safer and happier with WhiteLighteningMoonshine! But that's illegal,and something you sure don't want to do here is break the law.Unless you're above it. But for about 75% of us in the city,unfortunately, the law does apply.But why are people so messed up around here? One drug that we don't have to go out and buy or take the time to brew,is jenkem.The Town of Orange park makes it for us.That's right.Down the street at the sewage treatment facility.At least that's what it smells like.You will notice,upon observation,that the closer you get to this sewage treatment facility,the stupider people seem to get.And some people live very close to it.
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Hickey totally felt me up last night!
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By Paul Shrug, Section Rants
Posted on Mon Aug 27th, 2007 at 11:28:46 PM PDT
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I was at the Reef and he came in with the rest of the band and the dude from Mosher's Mayhem and Hickey had just come back from the Capital Mall theater where he'd just seen Men In Black! He showed me this great new invention called "the internet" and asked if I would buy him a 12-pack of PBR!
He'll never amount to anything.
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Fucking SUVs
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By On Toast, Section Rants
Posted on Tue Jun 6th, 2006 at 12:37:02 AM PDT
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What with all the ads for bigger, heavier, faster, meaner SUVs I have recently seen sprouting out of our normally sophisticated and well-rounded entertainment industry, I decided it was time to air my distaste for SUVs and the typical SUV owner.
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I Don't Know What This New Internet Will Look Like
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By MichaelCrawford, Section Rants
Posted on Wed Jul 13th, 2005 at 07:16:15 PM PDT
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... but I am as confident as I am
that the Sun will rise tomorrow that it will be safe from terrorists.
After all, we have the children to think about.
It seems that David Clark, who led the development of
the Internet way back in the '70's - did you know there
even was a '70's? -
wants to
create a whole new Internet that will fix many of the problems the
current Internet is plagued with. The New Internet's engineers will be
much more careful this time around to make sure it works better than
the first one did.
I'm concerned, though, that the engineers are not the only ones
who will be deciding how our New Internet will work.
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UPDATE: Terri Schiavo -- Finally Dead, America Resumes Watching Jacko Trial
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By matt, Section Rants
Posted on Thu Mar 31st, 2005 at 09:51:59 AM PDT
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In 1990, a Floridian woman named Terri Schiavo was rushed to the hospital, having collapsed at home. The doctors who treated Schiavo found that she was suffering from a potassium deficiency brought on by her rampant bulimia. While unconsious, she did not breathe for several minutes, and as a result her brain was deprived of enough oxygen to render her brain damaged.
Since then, she has been kept alive only by a feeding tube that delivers nutrients and water directly to her stomach. Schiavo's husband, Michael, has asked that this tube be removed so that Schiavo could die, ending the expensive and emotionally draining process of keeping her alive.
Right-wingers say that this amounts to murder, whereas the left has said it's nothing more than mercy. Is either side right, or is this a more complex question than most people's knee-jerk reactions can address?
Update [2005-3-31 9:51:59 by Paul Shrug]: Terri Schiavo died on Thursday morning, placing yet another setback in her parents' quest to keep her alive.
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Its All About the Trick Or Treat, Baby!
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By Crazydee, Section Rants
Posted on Wed Nov 3rd, 2004 at 05:33:01 PM PDT
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Here it is another Halloween. I love it. I still got confetti in my hair, and leftover glitter on my face from last night's fun at the Capitol Theatre. (If you weren't there, you fuckin missed out, dude!) The coffee is kickin in and I got KNDD on the radio playing "Scary Monsters" and "All You Zombies".
I tell myself that before I can have any candy from the bag on the counter, I should find out about the whole Halloween/candy/Satan connection. It may slow down my consumption of chocolate. Maybe.
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