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Suck Off Indie Snobs: A Love Story
By Paul Shrug, Section Columns Posted on Thu Sep 20th, 2007 at 10:32:57 PM PDT
(From The Benign Comedy) This story is mostly true. Put it this way: The events are true. Ian's name is actually Ian. Jim's name is actually Jim. We three were music directors at KAOS Radio in Olympia in 1994 and 1995. I've changed the anti-hero's name to MC Equal. Some of the dialogue is made up because I really want to sell the film rights. Facts that some might find debatable but which are, in fact, absolutely true will be designated as follows: (absolutely true). Take your mind back to late 1994.... (4 comments, 4182 words in story) Full Story

Paul's Poetry Corner
By Paul Shrug, Section Columns Posted on Sun Sep 2nd, 2007 at 10:15:19 PM PDT
Now that the suits aren't around, I can finally do what I've longed to do on Satanosphere since the day it started -- a regular column featuring my own original poetry. (4 comments, 851 words in story) Full Story

Resurrection: 2007
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Columns Posted on Sun Sep 2nd, 2007 at 11:29:02 AM PDT
Satanosphere is Dead! Long live Satanosphere! People are dying. People are screwing animals. Celebrities are slicing their wrists and serving fifteen-minute jail sentences. Olympian Wheaties are being pissed in, albums and movies are being reviewed, Britney's clam was showing. After a long dormant hibernation Satanosphere is about to rise from the ashes. Just as soon as we kick some DailyKos butt, burn Blogspot to the ground, bulldoze Myspace and knock over Field Gulls. Arise, Sir Satanosphere! Babies, marriages and job security shall not oppress you. (1 comment) Comments >>

Hickey totally felt me up last night!
By Paul Shrug, Section Rants Posted on Mon Aug 27th, 2007 at 11:28:46 PM PDT
I was at the Reef and he came in with the rest of the band and the dude from Mosher's Mayhem and Hickey had just come back from the Capital Mall theater where he'd just seen Men In Black! He showed me this great new invention called "the internet" and asked if I would buy him a 12-pack of PBR! He'll never amount to anything. Comments >>

Death Watch '07: Kurt Vonnegut
By Paul Shrug, Section News Posted on Wed Apr 11th, 2007 at 10:27:56 PM PDT
Everyone I know, including myself, is saying "So it goes" a lot tonight. You should go read all of his stuff now. Let me know if you need a list. (4 comments) Comments >>

Nobody's here anymore.
By Paul Shrug, Section Columns Posted on Sun Apr 1st, 2007 at 12:34:19 AM PDT
Yep. We're a vacant lot where bratty kids poke snails with sticks. Nothing to see here. Happy 6th Anniversary, Satanosphere. (6 comments) Comments >>

Death Watch '07: Ernest Gallo
By Paul Shrug, Section News Posted on Tue Mar 6th, 2007 at 05:28:47 PM PDT
Winemaker Ernest Gallo has died. And today, all the brown paper bags in the world feel just a little emptier. Yeah, I logged on pretty much exclusively to make that joke. (1 comment) Comments >>

Death Watch '07: Anna Nicole Smith
By Paul Shrug, Section News Posted on Thu Feb 8th, 2007 at 01:12:26 PM PDT
Holy shit! Former Guess Jeans model, one-time playmate, star of Skyscraper, and presidential hopeful Anna Nicole Smith is dead. No other comment. (10 comments) Comments >>

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