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The Best Album of 2007
By Paul Shrug, Section Columns Posted on Tue Dec 4th, 2007 at 01:51:04 AM PDT
As saith at The Benign Comedy (1 comment, 2396 words in story) Full Story

Suck Off Indie Snobs: A Love Story
By Paul Shrug, Section Columns Posted on Thu Sep 20th, 2007 at 10:32:57 PM PDT
(From The Benign Comedy) This story is mostly true. Put it this way: The events are true. Ian's name is actually Ian. Jim's name is actually Jim. We three were music directors at KAOS Radio in Olympia in 1994 and 1995. I've changed the anti-hero's name to MC Equal. Some of the dialogue is made up because I really want to sell the film rights. Facts that some might find debatable but which are, in fact, absolutely true will be designated as follows: (absolutely true). Take your mind back to late 1994.... (4 comments, 4182 words in story) Full Story

Paul's Poetry Corner
By Paul Shrug, Section Columns Posted on Sun Sep 2nd, 2007 at 10:15:19 PM PDT
Now that the suits aren't around, I can finally do what I've longed to do on Satanosphere since the day it started -- a regular column featuring my own original poetry. (4 comments, 851 words in story) Full Story

Resurrection: 2007
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Columns Posted on Sun Sep 2nd, 2007 at 11:29:02 AM PDT
Satanosphere is Dead! Long live Satanosphere! People are dying. People are screwing animals. Celebrities are slicing their wrists and serving fifteen-minute jail sentences. Olympian Wheaties are being pissed in, albums and movies are being reviewed, Britney's clam was showing. After a long dormant hibernation Satanosphere is about to rise from the ashes. Just as soon as we kick some DailyKos butt, burn Blogspot to the ground, bulldoze Myspace and knock over Field Gulls. Arise, Sir Satanosphere! Babies, marriages and job security shall not oppress you. (1 comment) Comments >>

Nobody's here anymore.
By Paul Shrug, Section Columns Posted on Sun Apr 1st, 2007 at 12:34:19 AM PDT
Yep. We're a vacant lot where bratty kids poke snails with sticks. Nothing to see here. Happy 6th Anniversary, Satanosphere. (6 comments) Comments >>

The Benign Comedy: Chapter 4
By Paul Shrug, Section Columns Posted on Tue Jan 16th, 2007 at 01:34:11 AM PDT
Eddie's rented pink cummerbund. (2 comments, 1381 words in story) Full Story

The Benign Comedy: Chapter 3
By Paul Shrug, Section Columns Posted on Wed Jan 10th, 2007 at 09:43:09 PM PDT
I have heard the wild dogs panting, each to each. (1 comment, 1349 words in story) Full Story

The Benign Comedy: Chapter 2
By Paul Shrug, Section Columns Posted on Sat Jan 6th, 2007 at 01:10:30 AM PDT
I love you, I hate you, let's have sex in space. (1926 words in story) Full Story

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