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TPOD TGIF Edition
By mort, Section Entertainment Posted on Fri Feb 10th, 2006 at 09:52:01 AM PDT
So, today's Friday, and reasonable submissions to Tinypic seem to be going slower than ususal. Someone also pointed out that sometimes pictures go away, resulting in a 'file not found' error when you click on the link. Apparently, pictures DO go away in the Tinypic system. I'll fix links for the current day, but not subsequent days. Annyways, here's today's posting. (7 comments, 174 words in story) Full Story

TPOD for Thursday!
By mort, Section Entertainment Posted on Thu Feb 9th, 2006 at 09:59:58 AM PDT
So, here's today's update. I'm not sure what posesses girls to post more pictures of their butts than any other part of their anatomy, but I'm not complaining. (3 comments, 201 words in story) Full Story

Satanoshpere Tinypic of the day
By mort, Section Entertainment Posted on Wed Feb 8th, 2006 at 09:53:22 AM PDT
I recently discovered that you can view the new pictures posted to tinypic. I came across a number of amusing pictures, and thought that these should be shared with teh Satanosphere crowd. I've come up with a few rules on how things are going to work, and those are past the link. Also, this format will most likely be a 'work in progress' for awhile, so, please bear with us. (1 comment, 407 words in story) Full Story

Death Watch: Mitchell Rupe
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Entertainment Posted on Tue Feb 7th, 2006 at 05:53:11 PM PDT
Oh Happy Day! Calloo! Callay! Mitchell Rupe, better known as the Fat Fuck in Walla Walla, who was sentenced to Death Row after murdering Olympia bank tellers Twila Capron and Candace Hemmig in 1981 has finally reached the end of his rope at 51 and allegedly between 260 and 270 pounds. Unfortunately he wasn't decapitated like he so richly deserved. (4 comments) Comments >>

Save the Kitties
By Starwing, Section Entertainment Posted on Fri Jul 22nd, 2005 at 10:31:10 PM PDT
Over the course of the internet's history, there have been a lot of web games. These are fun because they are ways to waste time while one is wasting time on-line. Very few, however, are worth commenting about, let alone write a story about. POLL (3 comments, 117 words in story) Full Story

We need a new poll!
By Starwing, Section Entertainment Posted on Sat Apr 30th, 2005 at 12:19:41 AM PDT
What should replace the "Deathwatch Madness" poll which now has very irrelevant answers? Vote in the POLL! (7 comments, 20 words in story) Full Story

Pony Party +++
By Quacky, Section Entertainment Posted on Fri Feb 11th, 2005 at 05:56:44 PM PDT
[editor's note, by Quacky] I am taking over. I have been commanded by our Squid Overlords to do this. I realize I am a "blog whore" for putting something here that I wrote somewhere else. I realize I am abusing the power granted to me by Tenille. But, since he's too busy to care or even notice, I say to you: Muahahahahaaaa... [Recently], I noticided that google ads [on my web page] were pretty good, finally. For a while they were all Emo when I first got them, then they went all generical and bloggish. Now though! They're full of Easter Bunnies!! Great! I wanted to follow up on that, so I did a goo bunny party -- maybe [my web page would] get goo'd on the first page of results. Nope. Rats. But, I accigoogley found something that made me excellently happy! Pony Party Plus!!!!!! YAY!!!!!! (327 words in story) Full Story

at least five new fun ways to hit the weird wide of the web with google
By Quacky, Section Entertainment Posted on Sun Dec 5th, 2004 at 02:58:00 PM PDT
ok. boringest satanopshere storey evar. but fuck you. so what? at least i'm GODDAMN POSTING A STORY for chrissake. due to rapid carpal, and macular degeneration, i find it rahter haerd to type correctly at all anymore. So if yer about to assault my poor typing/spelling skills, piss off. read the story for once, instead of the letters, you migh tlearn somehting. so posting inflmamatory tirades, teh intarweb haves become inconvenient at bets. instead i content myself by zipping around spying at all the most weirdest aspects of the web, only using a few keyboard commands, Page-Down, and Google. [PSST. inside I'll show you how] (6 comments, 853 words in story) Full Story

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