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Five Years of the Sphere

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By Captain Tenille, Section Satanosphere
Posted on Thu Mar 30th, 2006 at 10:27:23 AM PDT
Oh, Satanosphere, even though I'm oh-so-terribly busy now, I still think about you.

Today is Satanosphere's fifth anniversary.

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Oh shit, it's Xmas or something, isn't it?

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By matt, Section Satanosphere
Posted on Fri Dec 23rd, 2005 at 01:49:04 PM PDT
Right, just wanted to send out a heartfelt "Happy Holidays!" to all you Satanousers out there from the Satanosphere staff. The site's getting busy again, which is good. It's beena fine year with fewer births than last year (bastards).

That being said, I know alot of you are having things turn around in your lives right now, for good or bad. At Thanxgiving, you're sposed to go around the table and list shit you're thankful for. Since the site is a virtual turkey dinner with gravy, why not use this chance to post to your other satanouser what you're thankful for?

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Join the Satanosphere Frappr Map

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By matt, Section Satanosphere
Posted on Wed Oct 19th, 2005 at 02:48:04 PM PDT
Have you guys heard of Frappr yet? It's rad. You create a group, then you invite people from the group to put in their zipcode, and it automagically Google maps where everyone is. It's rad!

So we're inviting you, our humble Satanosphere readers, to Frap yourselves into our map, so that we can all keep track of who's where, ya know.

Update [2005-11-1 6:53:56 by matt]: Changed the URL to point to the new frappr.com domain, and changed the word "Frapper" to "frappr", cuz leaving the "e" out before the "r" is the new Eminem. [editor's note, by Quacky] I am pointing at you and laughing, Matt, cuz leaving the ".com" out of the URL is the new cracker bashing. Fixed.

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Satanosphere News. a Plea, and Some Fun Stuff

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By Captain Tenille, Section Satanosphere
Posted on Sat Feb 12th, 2005 at 04:53:03 PM PDT
First, the news: Once again, Satanosphere's moving to a new server. The move itself shouldn't be too painful, and any disruption should be minimal. This leads into the second part of our article...

Second: I don't do this lightly, but this past month I've had to sink $350 into Satanosphere to keep it afloat (yes, I do do stuff on the site, even if it isn't obvious). As you may understand, this is a hefty chunk of change, so I'm putting the Satanosphere tin cup out. If any of you feel it in your heart to donate some money to help run Satanosphere, I'd greatly appreciate it. Anything over the $350 will either go into paying the monthly bills for the site or into my cigarette fund. Either way, you'd be supporting a good cause -- or one that lets you waste time at work and post incriminating diaries.

If you do want to donate, you can do it via PayPal via the button below, or, if you don't want to use PayPal, you could always email me and make some other arrangement. Thanks.


Lest this seem like I'm only begging for money, there's some FUN stuff below. Really, they're worth looking at.

Update [2005-2-12 23:22:10 by Captain Tenille]: Hey, the move's done, and it looks like it went pretty smoothly, except for the downtime where I was fixing the corrupted db, but it's back and all is well.

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SoS Revamp Time

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By Captain Tenille, Section Satanosphere
Posted on Tue Dec 14th, 2004 at 10:27:14 AM PDT
Hello Satanosphere denizens.

I've been thinking it's time to do some revamping around these parts. I wouldn't want to do anything drastic, though, without asking the teeming unwashed masses for their advice before I actually did anything, so post your suggestions below. I'm all ears.

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Time for the Satanosphere Holiday Gift Guide!

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By matt, Section Satanosphere
Posted on Thu Dec 11th, 2003 at 01:50:04 PM PDT
If you're like us, you have people on your gift list that are very hard to shop for. They either don't actually like anything or already have everything. You end up giving them a card or, worse, a gift certificate, so that they may buy more stuff on their own so nobody else can get them anything.

We're here to help.

Every single day while at work, the editorial and administrative staff of Satanosphere spend all of our idle work time chatting together on IRC. We have alot of fun, discussing things from politics to fart jokes, and sometimes both at the same time. But several times a day, one or more of us will find links to some insanely funny products that someone somewhere think are the perfect thing to sell on the Internet.

Some are tacky, some are gross, some are actually really damn cool, and some make it hard to tell the difference between the three. This is a collection of items to buy that friend, relative, or parole officer that you have a hard time shopping for.

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Site Update - IP Change

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By Captain Tenille, Section Satanosphere
Posted on Fri Aug 29th, 2003 at 09:08:47 AM PDT
Sometime in the next day or two, the IP address for Satanosphere's web server will be changing. This shouldn't affect any of you in a big way, but if you have problems getting to the site this weekend, that's why. Our primary nameserver's address is changing too, but our secondary will still be at the same place.

Mail should still work fine, though.

-ct

Update [2003-8-29 11:32:40 by Captain Tenille]: I just sent the email to our providers, so let's see how this goes. /me crosses fingers

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Satanosphere to Interview Vice President Dick! (And his lovely wife Lynne, too!)

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By matt, Section Satanosphere
Posted on Fri Mar 28th, 2003 at 12:09:22 PM PDT

In a coup that can only be accounted for as an act of God, the Vice President of the Iraqi-killing USA and his lovely wife Lynne have granted the fine folks at your favorite website (Satanosphere) a sit-down, fire-side interview.

And, as always, you get to ask the fucking questions.

Good God, publicists are easy to fool.

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