1-800-MONKEY
By femmefierce, Section Weird Posted on Sun Dec 16th, 2001 at 01:14:32 AM PDT
Tired of phone sex lines? Feel estranged from the animal world? Then get on the horn and call up a monkey! Apparently, there's bunches just sitting there and waiting for your $10 to make your life complete. In case you were worried about the welfare of the monkeys, relax, real monkeys are not used. See answer to this question: Q: "..are [the monkeys] treated fairly and given adequate breaks to hurl feces, eat fruits and insects and generally have a good time?" A: We would never force real monkeys to work just to make a few extra bucks and avoid payroll. You will not hear a real live monkey but instead a person making a monkey noise. These sounds are not recorded, but made especially for you. We do however visit the zoo very often and listen to the monkeys there to perfect our sounds". Since I am in Canada, I cannot phone the monkey (they only phone within the U.S.), so someone please phone and post all the details!

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