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Cookie Monster is assaulted

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By evangelion, Section News
Posted on Tue Jun 26th, 2001 at 10:34:43 AM PDT
A Maryland man punched and kicked Cookie Monster at a crowded Sesame Street theme park outside Philadelphia, after the character declined to pose for a photo with his 3-year-old daughter.

Lee McPhatter allegedly became irate when his daughter, Mina, approached Cookie Monster at Sesame Place to have a photo taken only to be moved aside by Jennie McNelis, 21, who was inside the Cookie Monster suit.

Police said McPhatter began shouting at the blue, furry Cookie Monster, then thrust his head into the character's mouth. When the cookie-loving monster pushed back, McPhatter allegedly pushed the character to the ground, and began punching and kicking.

McNelis was treated at a local hospital for injuries including bruised ribs.

``This is a first. We've had character costumes stolen and numerous shopliftings, but never anything like this,'' said Middletown Police Officer Dan Buckley.

McPhatter, 22, of Waldorf, Maryland, was arrested for the June 9 incident, arraigned before a district magistrate and released on $20,000 bail.

Located 20 miles northeast of Philadelphia, Sesame Place bills itself as the only U.S. theme park based on the popular children's television program. Officials at the park, which is operated by Anheuser-Busch Adventure Parks, were not immediately available to comment on the attack.
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by Captain Tenille (jeremy@SPAMMAKESBABYJESUSCRYsatanosphere.com) on Tue Jun 26th, 2001 at 07:30:56 PM PDT
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...makes this story worth it. Made my day. :-D

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by matt (matt [at] satanosphere dotcom) on Tue Jun 26th, 2001 at 07:52:03 PM PDT
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I personally think we need more crackwhore jokes. I never get enough of em.

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Finally! (none / 0) (#3)
by CourtneyB on Thu Jul 5th, 2001 at 04:41:12 PM PDT
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As a veteran season pass holder to Sesame Place I have to say WahooO! to someone finally snapping at those damn characters. While the actor did not deserve to be assaulted (the actors are usually teen/twentysomething girls who go in the suits for 15 minutes at a time, my cousin was Elmo one year), Sesame Place is notorious for the rudeness of their characters. They are usually followed by three or four handlers who keep kids away while they stroll through the park. You're never allowed to touch the characters or get autographs. It is so sad when you think you're going to get Sesame Disney World and find out the characters are nasty stuck up brats...oh wait, maybe they're just shy....



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by femmefierce (towncrier@drunkytown.com) on Sat Jul 7th, 2001 at 02:56:21 AM PDT
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Cookie Monster? Beaten up? Sheesh. It would have been funny if someone kicked the shit out of the Count. Ya know, you'd be pounding him in the ribs and he would be cackling: " One rib broken! Ahahahaha! Two! Two ribs broken! Ahahaha!.....



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