It's not fair that these nasty AOL.com people are going to make you fill out a whole long essay test, and make you look at tacky computer pictures the minute you get here. I'm sorry aliens. Please don't bother with these foolish and nasty people. Tests are bad. If you come visit us here, at Satanosphere, we won't make you take any bad tests. We'll turn off all our tacky computer pictures, and only show you cool funny stuff like Lobster Magnet, and that one thing where the guy gets so mad at his computer that he actually physically destroys it in his office... that is SO funny! Anyway Aliens (I'm gonna call you Aliens now, because 'ETIs' just sounds like a medical condition, or scanning device...) I hope if you're out there, reading us humans's webpages, well, I just hope you pick to visit US HERE FIRST. . . .
Oh, one more thing: can we please watch when you zap those WelcomeETI people with your pulse-laser/photon-cannon/ultra-phasic-disruptor beams??
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"Idle hands spend time at the genitals...and we ALL know how much God hates that."
--- Old Drippy [ATFH]
