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Wacky Band Names!
By Captain Tenille, Section Entertainment Posted on Thu Sep 6th, 2001 at 12:27:22 PM PDT

Well kids, it's time for everyone to come together and suggest the wackiest, silliest, funniest, or most offensive band names that you can. So many bands out there have names that are just stupid, we can't help but come up with better ones ourselves. Poll, too.

Some of my favorites are:
Idi Amin and the New Bohemians
Papa Doc and Baby Doc
The Backstreet Abortion Boys (with Johnny Coathanger, Partial Bertha, Penny T. Royale, DJ D. N. C.)
Johnny Coathanger and the Third Trimesters
100 Minutes of Ineptitude

and, of course...
Pudenda
Care to add your own? Comment below!

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Worst Real Band Name Ever
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Wings
John Tesh
'N Sync
Herman's Hermits
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Wacky Band Names! | 8 comments (8 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

Actually... (none / 0) (#1)
by Dead Air (deadair3@lycos.com) on Thu Sep 6th, 2001 at 10:30:18 PM PDT
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...I've been looking for one other person to play in a two-piece experimental metal group called F-

Oddly, I do things other places.

Hmmm... (none / 0) (#2)
by matt (matt [at] satanosphere dotcom) on Thu Sep 6th, 2001 at 11:10:53 PM PDT
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Well, my old band "Majesty" springs directly to mind. Also, "Bloodpop" and "Tom Green Thumb." But aren't most band names awful after the first three times you hear them?

_____

Who has the "Oblique Diary Crown" right now? Rat? Well hand it over, buddy. -Zombified

please add a subject for your comment (none / 0) (#3)
by Chicago Shrug (thesameemailastheotherone@redundancy.com) on Fri Sep 7th, 2001 at 03:58:53 AM PDT
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Smack Fallacy
The Doctor Will See You Now
The Virginia Sausages
1-900-DRY-ROTT
Fleece Specimen
Goiter Syndrome
Stinque
Van De Kamp Halen
sPoRe xL
Bloodpill
I Can't Believe It's Not Frozen
Jujube Nation
The Highlander Room at the Spar
Asspants UK

-CS

how about (none / 0) (#4)
by Crazydee (crazydee666@sinfulbutworthyineveryway.com) on Fri Sep 7th, 2001 at 06:30:10 PM PDT
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Anal Gravy?...............McGee from McCoys?...............SnakeSpit?.....................Crouching Hobo Hidden Priest?................and that local fave from the past, That Stupid Club?

Now, how much will you pay? But wait, there's more...

There's A Link with All the Answers... (none / 0) (#5)
by Dead Air (deadair3@lycos.com) on Sat Sep 8th, 2001 at 03:21:43 AM PDT
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Here's a guy who's taken this little hobby way too seriously. Just be sure to credit him if you use one of "his" band names.

Oddly, I do things other places.

Actual Band Names... (none / 0) (#6)
by Bitwise (nattybumppo101@yahoo.com) on Mon Sep 10th, 2001 at 11:52:28 PM PDT
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I don't know if anyone has seen these, but there is a page here that lists some great ones. I like Jesus Chrysler Supercar and Mao Tse Helens. Of course there's always Pabst Smear. Again, with the puns I find funny. There is another website that has lots of wierd shit. Just be careful, there are lots of severed penis' here. Jeez, peoples is stoopid.
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damn it (none / 0) (#7)
by Bitwise (nattybumppo101@yahoo.com) on Tue Sep 11th, 2001 at 12:03:19 AM PDT
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I hate misspellings. I meant weird shit, but my previewing skilz are, say next to nil. How many times do I have to type it to get it right??!! Have a day :-|
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well... (none / 0) (#8)
by Pink Noise (daanquaalude@hotmail.com) on Fri Oct 5th, 2001 at 06:15:35 AM PDT
(User Info) http://www.besonic.com/gloryhole

I always liked 'Dutch Oven'. I used to make doinky doink computer music under the name 'Locomotive Ataxia'. My cousin and I commited some kick ass songs to tape under the name 'Electric Sex Rodeo' when we were 13. I make harsh noise/weirdness now under the name 'gloryhole' and am working on getting some like-minded individuals together for a queer-noise thang called 'Pink Noise'. Some good ones that were already taken: Contagious Orgasm, Lovely Midget, Beautiful Penis, and Negro.
Nag nag nag.