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Is it Really That Bad?in Florida..
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By Kami904, Section News
Posted on Thu Nov 8th, 2007 at 05:32:27 PM PDT
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Last night,I actually sat down and watched the local news that comes on TV in Jacksonville.Apparently,"Cracksonville" counterculture vultures are sinking to a new low in the world of cheap drugs.Jenkem is supposedly a ferment of sewage which originated in Africa?I suppose it's an acquired taste..much like coffee,or maybe the occasional Ambien held under your tongue until you start to laugh everytime you look in the mirror?probably not.But apparently,someone has sat there and thought,"why don't I just not flush the outhouse for a week and then lift the lid and inhale deeply and see what happens?and this is some sort of escape from reality?well,thanks,assholes.Now if this trend really takes off,our government will make it illegal to not flush your toilet for weeks on end and maybe implement some sort of complicated waste management,teamed up with the DEA and get into the deepest darkest details of life in America.You will have devices in every toilet and septic tank to make sure that there's nothing clandestine being done with your terds and such.I wonder if jenkem is why Mr.Hanky is so damm jolly?overall,it sounds like a CRAPPY drug.
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[editor's note, by Quacky] In the interests of a more complete story posting, I feel the need to add an illustration.
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